It has been a monumentally shit-tastic day. We all have them, right? And when we have them, we all need friends to lean on, right?
So when you see that a friend has left a message on crackbook detailing a horrible, no good, very bad day, you call them up and make sure they have enough tequila right? You don't call and bitch about your mother-in-law, knowing full well your friend is barely holding it together while her childrens are sick/driving her crazy, her husband is playing in the sandbox almost completely cut-off from communication and she is coming up on the very worst week of her life, right?
Jesus christ. I swear, some people.
Speaking of tequila, I may or may not have seriously considered giving a shot of it to the First One tonight. She's a bit stressed out this week thanks to some little douchebag at school, standardized testing and the fact Daddy is still gone and not coming home anytime soon. Maybe a bong hit would be safer.
I jest people. Kind of.
Magic carpet ride anyone?
And to make up for my extreme flakiness, some eye candy:
I miss that man.
By the way, I have $5 for the first person to come up with a dildo that brushes your hair and cuddles with you afterward. Five WHOLE dollars people.
3 comments:
yea the tequila may make her vomit and I know you don't want to clean up vomit! after all it has been a shitastic week and that might send you over the edge!
ps so glad ur back
pps had no clue who wife was in my comments so I had to click it:)
I think bong hits for kids sounds like a fantastic idea.
As is a dildo that brushes your hair.
Thanks so much for the eye candy, that man needs to get his sweet ass back to his women.
Wish I could hop a plane and do some shots of tequila with you next week.
xoxo
I agree that bong hits are a better solution to shots of tequila...
hang in there.
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