Thanks so much for inviting me to have coffee with you today. I
Did you not notice that I
Alas, I am a dumbass, and met you for coffee anyway.
I could tell you were pissed when I threw away my half-eaten hashbrowns from BK but your son obviously did not want them and YOU are not supposed to have them. I refuse to fund your food issues. Could you tell I was pissed when you kept walking away to shop whilst leaving me to make sure your toddler didn't run away/kill himself/knock over every display in the store? Obviously not.
Let's get something clear, from the hours of 8:30am to 2:00pm, my uterus is at lunch. I did not birth your child and I will not be responsible for him either. From here on out there will be no more coffees as I am clearly just your glorified nanny.
Signed, your-friend-who-you-use-to-love-spending-time-with-but-no-longer-does-because-all-you-do-is-bitch-about-life-and-gossip-about-people.
2 comments:
for the most part, people suck. and so do their kids.
um yea other people who can't control their own kids suck.
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